{"id":355,"date":"2018-03-20T23:40:53","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T23:40:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/td_uid_89_5ab19c05eed87"},"modified":"2018-05-02T16:15:44","modified_gmt":"2018-05-02T16:15:44","slug":"health-star-ratings-kellogg-reveals-the-cereal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godlessuniverse.com\/health-star-ratings-kellogg-reveals-the-cereal\/","title":{"rendered":"Do you think Jesus would have voted for Trump?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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One of the most telling questions the faithful have trouble answering is where did all the false gods and religions come from.\u00a0 The problem is that when one honestly answers this question, it becomes obvious that the exact same answer can be applied to the same set of faith dependent beliefs the respondent learned to believe in.<\/p>\n

The truth is that all religions can be traced back to human susceptibility to superstition and even further back to our psychological predispositions to idolize and worship supernatural, all-powerful beings dreamed up in our imaginations.\u00a0 If you look closely, those beings are in fact everything we would want to be that would give us power over the human condition.\u00a0 That is the situation of a somewhat intelligent being who is able to fathom the predicament and hopelessness of being born into a temporary existence that will one day end in death.\u00a0 And since death is the ultimate fear driving us to avoid it at all costs, we naturally come up with rationalizations that enable us to somehow escape the inevitable.\u00a0 And so the story of life after death evolved through countless generations, honed into what is manifest today in virtually all religions.\u00a0 But our desire to escape death along with the stories we came up with to address that problem does not have the power to change the reality we were born into.\u00a0 Perhaps one day science will but not today.<\/p>\n

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.<\/p>\n

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.<\/p>\n

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A Bicyclops Built For Two<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.<\/p>\n