{"id":290,"date":"2018-03-20T23:40:46","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T23:40:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/td_uid_24_5ab19bfebb9a1"},"modified":"2018-04-16T17:17:44","modified_gmt":"2018-04-16T17:17:44","slug":"my-microwave-is-too-small-to-fit-the-microwave-popcorn-bag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godlessuniverse.com\/my-microwave-is-too-small-to-fit-the-microwave-popcorn-bag\/","title":{"rendered":"Imagine no religion."},"content":{"rendered":"
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And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie<\/a> Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?<\/p>\n

Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.<\/p>\n

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.<\/p>\n

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A Bicyclops Built For Two<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.<\/p>\n