{"id":280,"date":"2018-03-20T23:40:45","date_gmt":"2018-03-20T23:40:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/td_uid_14_5ab19bfd9af1b"},"modified":"2018-04-09T18:02:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-09T18:02:00","slug":"five-things-you-may-have-missed-over-the-weekend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/godlessuniverse.com\/five-things-you-may-have-missed-over-the-weekend\/","title":{"rendered":"What makes the god you learned to believe in more real than all the other gods you never learned to believe in?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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This site is currently under construction so please return in June 2008 to see the final version.<\/p>\n

It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

You guys go on without me! I’m going to go look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.<\/p>\n

Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
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Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A Bicyclops Built For Two<\/strong><\/h3>\n

I love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.<\/p>\n